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Where to watch Mean Machine (2001)
Mean Machine is streaming on Paramount+ in 8 countries, Netflix in 1 country and Vidio in 1 country. It isn't on a subscription service in the US right now. In the UK, you can watch it on Paramount+.
Mean Machine
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Also available regionally
Vidio
Quick answers
Is Mean Machine on Netflix?
Yes, Mean Machine is on Netflix in 1 country, including Greece. It isn't on Netflix in the US.
Is Mean Machine on Prime Video?
No. Mean Machine isn't on Prime Video in any country right now.
Is Mean Machine on Disney+?
No. Mean Machine isn't on Disney+ in any country right now.
Is Mean Machine on Max?
No. Mean Machine isn't on Max in any country right now.
Where can I watch Mean Machine in the US?
Mean Machine isn't on a subscription streaming service in the US right now. It is streaming in other countries, listed below.
Where can I watch Mean Machine in the UK?
In the UK, Mean Machine is streaming on Paramount+.
Where can I watch Mean Machine in Canada?
Mean Machine isn't on a subscription streaming service in Canada right now. It is streaming in other countries, listed below.
Mean Machine at a glance
Mean Machine has streaming listings in 36 countries. In 10 of those countries (28%), it's included with a subscription, so you can watch it without paying extra for that title.
Not on Prime Video, Disney+, Max, Apple TV, Hulu, Peacock and Starz in any country we track.
Details
- Genre
- Comedy, Drama
- Runtime
- 1h 39m
- Director
- Barry Skolnick
- Starring
- Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown, Vas Blackwood
- Languages
- English, Italian
Last updated November 4, 2026.